20 – Get your penis off my table

Hey Mama. This is Mama’s Daily Dose. I’m Meghan Q Barrett of allyoumama.com. Mamas Daily Dose is…. “things I never thought I would say until I became a mom – ‘Get your penis off my table.’ ” Let’s get moving, before we get interrupted.

If you’re anything like me, I’m sure you have a long list of things that you never thought you would say until you had children and “get your penis off my table is definitely at the top of my list.” When I was potty training, my first son, Anderson, and we did you know, one of those naked methods where he’s naked for a couple days to learn.

And he was having a snack at the table and he was just, standing there going back and forth on my table. And I just looked at him square in the eyes and was like, “dude, get your penis off my table.” And I have to say, I never imagined myself saying that phrase, but here we are. That’s what happens when you become a Mama.

Hey, I want to hear some of those funny phrases that you never thought that you would say until you became a mama. Share them on my Instagram @MeghanQBarrett. That’s Meghan with an H. And have a great Fourth of July weekend, celebrate and have fun and be safe out there. And have a great day free of mama guilt because you deserve it.

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